Ten ways to avoid self inflicted pain

1. Learn to read.
2. Don't point sharp objects at yourself.
3. Never airsoft with someone else who has a gun with 400 or more FPS.
4. Do not use a skateboard.
5. Avoid going out to eat at a spicy food restaurant.
6. Watch your step.
7. Watch your head.
8. Do not believe everything that you read.
9. Look twice before crossing.
10. Don't post stupid comments on my blog:[?